"I've never met anyone quite like you"
The reason why a biology degree I'd pursue.
Practically everything you say is funny,
Although I no longer find corn meal yummy.
The salamanders were cuter than a bug's ear,
But we sure wish you'd stay another year.
You said "We didn't come here to eat"
But boy are we glad we got to meet.
You laid out on the sand to soak up the sun,
While the rest of us just slept on the beach like a bum.
We searched high and low for a five lined skink,
Too bad our semester has ended in a blink.
We expect to see you in the halls on your lawn chair,
This would show us that you really care.
Muchas gracias, thanks Dr. Twax,
You taught us to explore nature to the max.